Even the Pope Couldn’t Get Through to His Bank
What financial bureaucracy actually costs you — and what it looks like when someone’s in your corner
Earlier this year, Robert Prevost — now Pope Leo XIV, spiritual leader of 1.4 billion Catholics — called his hometown bank in Chicago to update the phone number on file. He answered every security question correctly. The representative told him she still couldn’t make the change unless he came into the branch. He explained that wasn’t exactly possible these days. He tried one more thing: “Would it matter to you if I told you I’m Pope Leo?”
She hung up on him.
The story only resolved because a friend of his — another priest — happened to know the bank’s president personally and made a call. Which is the detail worth sitting with: not even the leader of the Catholic Church could out-rank a call center script. A relationship could.
If it can happen to him, it can happen to anyone. And it does, every day, to people with considerably less name recognition than the Pope.
You Know This Feeling
You don’t need to be a head of state to recognize the shape of this story. You’ve lived a version of it.
It’s the widow, weeks after losing her husband, told she needs one more document she’s never heard of. It’s the client who finally decided to close an old account and got 45 steps, three hold queues, and a request for a fax — in 2026. It’s the morning you got organized enough to deal with the thing you’d been avoiding for months, and the system killed your momentum before you finished your coffee.
This isn’t just inconvenience. It’s exhausting in a specific way — the kind of exhausting that makes people quietly give up. And giving up on your financial life has real costs: the account that never gets consolidated, the beneficiary form that never gets updated, the plan that never gets made because making it once felt this hard.
Why the System Is Built This Way
None of this is malicious. Large institutions are built for scale, not for people. They are optimized to process millions of accounts safely and consistently — not to know that yours belongs to a recent widow, or a business owner mid-sale, or someone who just finally found the nerve to deal with money at all.
The bureaucracy isn’t a moral failing. It’s an org chart. But knowing that doesn’t make it hurt less when you’re the one on hold.
What the Alternative Actually Looks Like
This isn’t a pitch so much as a contrast. At Truman Wealth, when you call, a human typically answers the phone — one who likely knows your name.
Ellen Osthus, CFP®, on our team has spent most of her adult life on the other end of exactly these fights — the hold queues, the “we need you to come into the branch,” the security questions answered correctly and somehow still not enough. She does this for clients every single day, and she’s very, very good at it. Not because she enjoys bureaucracy. Because she refuses to let it win on a client’s behalf.
When something goes sideways with a custodian or an old 401(k) provider, someone fights for you, because they know what’s actually at stake for you specifically, not for a queue of anonymous accounts.
The paperwork doesn’t disappear. The complexity is still real. But you’re not the one navigating it alone.
The Real Cost of Bureaucracy
Financial bureaucracy doesn’t just waste an afternoon. It creates shame (did I do something wrong?), helplessness (I’ll just deal with it later), and the kind of decision fatigue that quietly turns into years of inaction.
Working with someone who knows your story isn’t a luxury add-on. It’s what actually lets people move forward — Pope or otherwise.
If you’ve ever hung up the phone more confused than when you called, let’s talk.
LIVE A WEALTHY LIFE, MY FRIENDS.
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